Well, she's not as bad as the black cats around here. I hate black cats. I am the one true black cat. All the others are imposters.
Anyway, this old calico bugs me because she can roam around the outside world all she wants. Then she has the gall to drink from MY bird bath. Dad put that bird bath there to attract birds so I can see them and imagine catching and eating them. I keep trying to get out of this yard but when I try again, for some reason my escape route has been closed off. I think my dad doesn't like me to venture outside our small yard. Me and other cats in the family used to be able to go anywhere we want, but since we all moved into this house, I can only get outside once in a while when I find a way.